Gopher, not golfer!
The little brown furry rodent!
Judge Elihu Smails
Assistant Greens Keeper
Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
A man, free to kill gophers at will.
UCLA Department of Physics, Astronomy, and Gopher Hunting
The Lawn Outside Knudsen Hall
Los Angeles, CA 90095
"Golf with the Dalai Lama", C. Spackler, to be published in Golfer's Digest, 1980.